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How To Order Takeout

In the interest of public safety, I've been denied the use of power tools and any utensils that might directly cause harm. Here's a recipe that is in compliance with food and safety guidelines.

Prep
Cook
Serves 1person
Ingredients
1
credit card
1
restaurant menu
1
phone of choice (optional
Directions
1.
Grab Visa card. Actually, any viable credit card—preferably one that will earn you valuable frequent flyer miles (and no, this is not an endorsement of Visa). Visit your fast food joint or restaurant of choice. For me, this could be barbecue or KFC; my tastes are plebeian.
2.
Alternatively, reach into drawer of restaurant delivery menus, choosing per taste of the moment, and prepare Visa card and phone as needed.

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